Things I Learned.... Volume 2

• The enjoyment gained from eating a water melon is inversely proportional to the number of seeds
• Filing papers in the gale of a fan is a pointless endeavour
• Hiding at the far back corner of the aerobics class is fine - until the moves are rotated through 180 degrees and you suddenly find yourself at the front without a clue what you are doing and everyone else watching you!
• Too much ripe mango gives you stomach ache
• Setting off on your motorbike without putting the stand up is a mistake you quickly learn to avoid
• If you don't want ants in the kitchen, make sure all food is tightly sealed away and don't drop even the tiniest of crumbs 
• Things very rarely turn out to be as bad as they seem at 4 a.m.
• Overdoing it on the insect repellent means you go round smelling suspiciously like limoncello
• Riding a bicycle again after getting used to the motorbike feels really weird - the saddle is teeny-tiny and the handle bars seem to wobble about all over the place!
• Five-year-old children are much the same the world over :-)